Eternal Sunshine of an Ignorant Mind
Saturday, September 3, 2011
An experiment in long term solitary confinement
15th July, Cells no 25-30, Isolation Ward, Journal No. 6 belonging to one Derek M Ball, Junior Guard, Maximum Security Establishment, Massachusetts.
Today, the two browns got to know of each others shit. Three fucking days! Unbelievable!
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Ahmed Kazi and Bilal Maqsood, independent researcher in differential geometry and phone booth operator, respectively, bearded and bearded, quasi religious and indifferent, married and divorced and unmarried, father of a child and virgin, lover of music and lover of books, accused of plotting to blow up an airport and accused of plotting to blow up a school, single child and one of 8 children, enthusiastic collector of bulbs and enthusiastic collector of kites, fond of haleem and vegan, blind and deaf-mute, put together in a cell meant for one, put together in a cell meant for long term solitary confinement, put together as part of an innovative experiment in human psychology, put together based on a 4-3 vote, put together as the execution of an idea by Prof H H Brittle of the Univ of Civilization, put together to try and determine how much will it take for a blind man and a deaf-mute to develop a method of communication, put together on an indefinite timeline, put together without any notification sent out to respective families, lover of the smell of rain and lover of the smell of everything, put together without any sort of permission taken from anyone related to Ahmed Kazi and Bilal Maqsood, lover of A Capella and lover of Warhol, put together in spite of Gloria Stevenson of the Association of Human Rights Defendants calling it a "cruel joke, a sadistic experiment and something that would have made Hitler proud to have lived in today's society", lover of extremely loud children and extremely white kittens, put together on the basis of a closed room vote, comprising of 4 members of the judicial-scientific community and 3 of the human rights group, put together in spite of the method of voting called "inherently flawed, retarded and fucking ridiculous" by some, put together in a room meant for one with amenities provided for two, with two toilets, two sinks and two beds in opposite corners, put together in a system where contact with the outside world would take place twice a day through two rectangular slits in the door, one at waist height and the other at ankle height, put together in order to study and understand the human need to interact, put together to know if & how desperate situations may lead to ingenious solutions, put together as a "service to humanity and as a challenge to the basic human spirit of societal relevance" to quote the closing argument of John Wayne of Wayne-Fergusson LLP, legal representatives of the Govt. of Massachusetts.
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16th July, Cells no 25-30, Isolation Ward, Journal No. 6 belonging to one Derek M Ball, Junior Guard, Maximum Security Establishment, Massachusetts.
Brown fucking fags! Touching each other all the time. Fucking pakis.
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13th July, Cells no 25-30, Isolation Ward, Journal No. 6 belonging to one Derek M Ball, Junior Guard, Maximum Security Establishment, Massachusetts.
1) 2 hours in. The fuckers don't move.
2) 4 hours in. Both fuckers wanna shit on the same seat. ROFL!
3) 6 hours in. Man this shit is fucking funny! The dumb-fuck just realized that the other dude is fucking blind! The blind guy is shouting is ass off! He thinks this is some sort of torture!
4) 10 hours in. The blind fuck knows.
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14th July, Cells no 25-30, Isolation Ward, Journal No. 6 belonging to one Derek M Ball, Junior Guard, Maximum Security Establishment, Massachusetts.
1) 5 AM. Blind fuck got crazy and smashed his head on the wall then smashed dumbfuck's head on the wall.
2) 11 AM. Dumbfuck tore their shirts. Fag?
3) 3 PM. Dumbfuck dancing with joy like its Ramadan!
4) 8 PM. Blind guy drawing shapes on the wall. Chief will fucking rape him.
5) 11 PM. The motherfuckers have turned fags! They are touching each other's fucking man boobs!
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15th July, Cells no 25-30, Isolation Ward, Journal No. 6 belonging to one Derek M Ball, Junior Guard, Maximum Security Establishment, Massachusetts.
Today, the two browns got to know of each others shit. Three fucking days! Unbelievable!
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The Massachusetts Times, 20th July, 2***
Allison Queasly
Massachusetts: The innovative psychological experiment suggested by the influential Morgan-Warburg-Rothschild Prof of Behavioral Economics and Prof of Psychology H H Brittle of the Univ of Civilization to study the "...basic human spirit of societal relevance..." has been a huge success, Prof Brittle and Governor Magpie said on Thursday. The experiment involved a somewhat controversial but quite original method of putting an visually handicapped and an orally-aurally handicapped together in a cell meant for long term solitary confinement of one, in order to observe the process of development of a means of communication between two human beings desperate for "...societal relevance..." Amazingly, the experiment got over in only three days, post which the two inmates have now been shifted to separate isolation wards. Early reports show that the method of communication was based upon the two inmates writing alphabets on each other's bodies and then trusting that the other person must have understood what was meant to be said (since the matching of what was said vs what was understood could not be verified within the system of a blind and a deaf-mute for obvious reasons) or "communicating via feelings and trust" to quote Prof Brittle himself. The homoerotic nature of this method had initially resulted in some backlash from the Christian-Islamic Conservatives Group, but considering the fact that the inmates had already been declared as possible sinners in the court of law, this backlash quickly lost steam and now the method has been wholeheartedly supported by the CICG. The Govt of Massachusetts has announced a special medal for Prof H H Brittle to honor him and has set up a permanent cell for him to carry out more of such experiments for the betterment of science in particular and humanity as a whole.
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Today, the two browns got to know of each others shit. Three fucking days! Unbelievable!
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Ahmed Kazi and Bilal Maqsood, independent researcher in differential geometry and phone booth operator, respectively, bearded and bearded, quasi religious and indifferent, married and divorced and unmarried, father of a child and virgin, lover of music and lover of books, accused of plotting to blow up an airport and accused of plotting to blow up a school, single child and one of 8 children, enthusiastic collector of bulbs and enthusiastic collector of kites, fond of haleem and vegan, blind and deaf-mute, put together in a cell meant for one, put together in a cell meant for long term solitary confinement, put together as part of an innovative experiment in human psychology, put together based on a 4-3 vote, put together as the execution of an idea by Prof H H Brittle of the Univ of Civilization, put together to try and determine how much will it take for a blind man and a deaf-mute to develop a method of communication, put together on an indefinite timeline, put together without any notification sent out to respective families, lover of the smell of rain and lover of the smell of everything, put together without any sort of permission taken from anyone related to Ahmed Kazi and Bilal Maqsood, lover of A Capella and lover of Warhol, put together in spite of Gloria Stevenson of the Association of Human Rights Defendants calling it a "cruel joke, a sadistic experiment and something that would have made Hitler proud to have lived in today's society", lover of extremely loud children and extremely white kittens, put together on the basis of a closed room vote, comprising of 4 members of the judicial-scientific community and 3 of the human rights group, put together in spite of the method of voting called "inherently flawed, retarded and fucking ridiculous" by some, put together in a room meant for one with amenities provided for two, with two toilets, two sinks and two beds in opposite corners, put together in a system where contact with the outside world would take place twice a day through two rectangular slits in the door, one at waist height and the other at ankle height, put together in order to study and understand the human need to interact, put together to know if & how desperate situations may lead to ingenious solutions, put together as a "service to humanity and as a challenge to the basic human spirit of societal relevance" to quote the closing argument of John Wayne of Wayne-Fergusson LLP, legal representatives of the Govt. of Massachusetts.
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16th July, Cells no 25-30, Isolation Ward, Journal No. 6 belonging to one Derek M Ball, Junior Guard, Maximum Security Establishment, Massachusetts.
Brown fucking fags! Touching each other all the time. Fucking pakis.
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13th July, Cells no 25-30, Isolation Ward, Journal No. 6 belonging to one Derek M Ball, Junior Guard, Maximum Security Establishment, Massachusetts.
1) 2 hours in. The fuckers don't move.
2) 4 hours in. Both fuckers wanna shit on the same seat. ROFL!
3) 6 hours in. Man this shit is fucking funny! The dumb-fuck just realized that the other dude is fucking blind! The blind guy is shouting is ass off! He thinks this is some sort of torture!
4) 10 hours in. The blind fuck knows.
************
14th July, Cells no 25-30, Isolation Ward, Journal No. 6 belonging to one Derek M Ball, Junior Guard, Maximum Security Establishment, Massachusetts.
1) 5 AM. Blind fuck got crazy and smashed his head on the wall then smashed dumbfuck's head on the wall.
2) 11 AM. Dumbfuck tore their shirts. Fag?
3) 3 PM. Dumbfuck dancing with joy like its Ramadan!
4) 8 PM. Blind guy drawing shapes on the wall. Chief will fucking rape him.
5) 11 PM. The motherfuckers have turned fags! They are touching each other's fucking man boobs!
************
15th July, Cells no 25-30, Isolation Ward, Journal No. 6 belonging to one Derek M Ball, Junior Guard, Maximum Security Establishment, Massachusetts.
Today, the two browns got to know of each others shit. Three fucking days! Unbelievable!
************
The Massachusetts Times, 20th July, 2***
Allison Queasly
Massachusetts: The innovative psychological experiment suggested by the influential Morgan-Warburg-Rothschild Prof of Behavioral Economics and Prof of Psychology H H Brittle of the Univ of Civilization to study the "...basic human spirit of societal relevance..." has been a huge success, Prof Brittle and Governor Magpie said on Thursday. The experiment involved a somewhat controversial but quite original method of putting an visually handicapped and an orally-aurally handicapped together in a cell meant for long term solitary confinement of one, in order to observe the process of development of a means of communication between two human beings desperate for "...societal relevance..." Amazingly, the experiment got over in only three days, post which the two inmates have now been shifted to separate isolation wards. Early reports show that the method of communication was based upon the two inmates writing alphabets on each other's bodies and then trusting that the other person must have understood what was meant to be said (since the matching of what was said vs what was understood could not be verified within the system of a blind and a deaf-mute for obvious reasons) or "communicating via feelings and trust" to quote Prof Brittle himself. The homoerotic nature of this method had initially resulted in some backlash from the Christian-Islamic Conservatives Group, but considering the fact that the inmates had already been declared as possible sinners in the court of law, this backlash quickly lost steam and now the method has been wholeheartedly supported by the CICG. The Govt of Massachusetts has announced a special medal for Prof H H Brittle to honor him and has set up a permanent cell for him to carry out more of such experiments for the betterment of science in particular and humanity as a whole.
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3 Comments:
Superb!! Keep them coming!!!
Outstanding idea :) Why don't you do this more often? :)
Good one yaar
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