Eternal Sunshine of an Ignorant Mind
Saturday, June 21, 2008
The Beatitudes of a Bountiful Bhabhi
I give in. After weeks and weeks of resisitng the temptation to comment on the greatest internet revolution since Google, Wikipedia and Desibaba, I have decided to post my views on the great www.savitabhabhi.com( link inappropriate for work-places)
For those who are visiting this site for the first time through the link provided by me, I give you 10 minutes at the end of which there should remain no need( or strength) for you to read any further.
In case you appreciate the power of words more than animated pictures of well endowed Indian women, here :
Savita Bhabhi is supposed to be an apparently demure and happy, average Indian housewife. She is married to a man with a moushtache and pretty much nothing else. Savita Bhabhi loves him and all, but her devotion is cut short by the acute desire she has to experience the "falling from a cliff", "colliding flowers", "intertwingling of bird's beaks" feelings ( note the careful usage of innocent language to mainten the intellectual serenity of this blog)
And Savita Bhabhi, inspite of all her Indianness and 3000 years of culture, heritage and a largely male dominated society, cannot resist or control these feelings. She keeps looking for freelance adventures and free lancers in the form of an unsuspecting bra-salesman, a cricket playing duo ( one fat and one thin, inspired by Don Quixote, appealing to all Indians, obese or fit) and more recently, her husband's good friend. She vibrates, squirls, speaks, squeaks, immitates and in doing so redefines the concepts of sexuality and frredom for the modern Indian woman.
The use of animation(note the usage of the word animation instead of cartoon in order to avoid paedophilic/perverted connotations) gives the creators ample scope to shape, size Bhabhi in any manner they like. Rumours say that the creators have shaped Savita Bhabhi after taking an extensive survey regarding the taste and the aesthetic sense of the of the general Indian public.
While the incestuous nature and the graphic depictions do not offend connoiseurs of nudity like IITians, a large part of the Indian public seem to have taken offence. A lot of news articles speak about people asking for the site to be banned and its creators, jailed. People are also open to the idea of a terrorist hand at work to keep the hands of all Indians busy and then, finding the right opportunity, attacking us. Hindus believe the culprits are Muslims, Muslims blame the Sikhs and the Sikhs are busy jamming the Mumbai-Pune expressway. The entire religious harmony and cultural fabric, the sheet of the Indian society has been stained due to the effects of reading Savita Bhabhi ( no pun intended :P)
The fact that the site is updated with a picture added everyday adds to the suspense and excitement of getting to know and see a little everyday. First base, second base etc. bit by bit the whole situation is potrayed over an entire month. You tend to get as much addicted as you would to a newspaper.
I am writing this article sitting at CCD, and my coffee hasn't yet come. There is a middle aged woman standing near the counter paying her bill. When she proceeds to go out of the door she has to pass by the place where I am sitting. So she might as well get me my coffee instead of those boring CCD employees doing so. When this "bhabhi" gives me my coffee, she has to bend down to keep the cup on my table(no pun intended) Her pallu might fall down and her biggest resume point may get exposed. She may them catch me ogling. Her husband might be a businessman who may, at that point of time, be in the US, leaving behind this hot, bored wife. She may wink at me. I may then proceed to...
Wait !
I have got to stop watching and reading porn. Period.
:D
- Rahul Dash
For those who are visiting this site for the first time through the link provided by me, I give you 10 minutes at the end of which there should remain no need( or strength) for you to read any further.
In case you appreciate the power of words more than animated pictures of well endowed Indian women, here :
Savita Bhabhi is supposed to be an apparently demure and happy, average Indian housewife. She is married to a man with a moushtache and pretty much nothing else. Savita Bhabhi loves him and all, but her devotion is cut short by the acute desire she has to experience the "falling from a cliff", "colliding flowers", "intertwingling of bird's beaks" feelings ( note the careful usage of innocent language to mainten the intellectual serenity of this blog)
And Savita Bhabhi, inspite of all her Indianness and 3000 years of culture, heritage and a largely male dominated society, cannot resist or control these feelings. She keeps looking for freelance adventures and free lancers in the form of an unsuspecting bra-salesman, a cricket playing duo ( one fat and one thin, inspired by Don Quixote, appealing to all Indians, obese or fit) and more recently, her husband's good friend. She vibrates, squirls, speaks, squeaks, immitates and in doing so redefines the concepts of sexuality and frredom for the modern Indian woman.
The use of animation(note the usage of the word animation instead of cartoon in order to avoid paedophilic/perverted connotations) gives the creators ample scope to shape, size Bhabhi in any manner they like. Rumours say that the creators have shaped Savita Bhabhi after taking an extensive survey regarding the taste and the aesthetic sense of the of the general Indian public.
While the incestuous nature and the graphic depictions do not offend connoiseurs of nudity like IITians, a large part of the Indian public seem to have taken offence. A lot of news articles speak about people asking for the site to be banned and its creators, jailed. People are also open to the idea of a terrorist hand at work to keep the hands of all Indians busy and then, finding the right opportunity, attacking us. Hindus believe the culprits are Muslims, Muslims blame the Sikhs and the Sikhs are busy jamming the Mumbai-Pune expressway. The entire religious harmony and cultural fabric, the sheet of the Indian society has been stained due to the effects of reading Savita Bhabhi ( no pun intended :P)
The fact that the site is updated with a picture added everyday adds to the suspense and excitement of getting to know and see a little everyday. First base, second base etc. bit by bit the whole situation is potrayed over an entire month. You tend to get as much addicted as you would to a newspaper.
I am writing this article sitting at CCD, and my coffee hasn't yet come. There is a middle aged woman standing near the counter paying her bill. When she proceeds to go out of the door she has to pass by the place where I am sitting. So she might as well get me my coffee instead of those boring CCD employees doing so. When this "bhabhi" gives me my coffee, she has to bend down to keep the cup on my table(no pun intended) Her pallu might fall down and her biggest resume point may get exposed. She may them catch me ogling. Her husband might be a businessman who may, at that point of time, be in the US, leaving behind this hot, bored wife. She may wink at me. I may then proceed to...
Wait !
I have got to stop watching and reading porn. Period.
:D
- Rahul Dash
23 Comments:
I have been reading your blogs..I told you that...but this one touched me:P...so innocent article...I am having my coffee at my terrace:D
@ Simmy : I touched you ! :D
kya gaygiri chal rahi hai bhai..mera blog padho .. bugsnerror.blogspot.com
This one was cool!!
Such an honest bastard u are!!
@ Ranjit : If you want to advertise your blog through mine, you should pay me every time someone goes to your site through mine. Adsense :P
@ KD : Senior ko bastard bolta hai saale. Jugnu dance karne ke liye tayyar ho ja :D
aSSalaAm AleIKUm inFiDeL!!! YoU SAy WroNG wHEn yoU saY ouR GloRIoUs pEoPLe do dIRty THingS On inTerNEt. wE aRe CLeaN rESpOnsIBle reLIgioUS PeoPLe wHo onLy likE TO kiLL aLl iNfiDEls. It Is YU wHO iS dIRty aND AlsO mAKIng DIrT iN miNDs Of oUr bRoThErS. wE HidE WOmen iN bLaCK cLOthEs sO NO maN See Them. we KilL tHem whEn tHEy sEE aNOthEr mAn. tHis saVItA BHaBhI iS eVIl WOman. sHe shOUld Be BURneD. InshALLah, oNE dAY wE kIll aLl sAvIta bHabHI. aND thEN WE kIlL aLl iNFideLS iN EviL wESt. anD maKE GlOriOuS eMpIRe Of BlAck BuRKa iN tHe wOrLd!!! gLOrY tO aLLaH!!! kaShMIr wILl Be FrEE fROm iNFiDEls!!! aMEriCA wiLL DIe!!! lONg liVE saDDaM!!! iNfidEL iN pALesTIne wiLl dIe!!! wE wILl cRUsH tHEm liKE baMIyAn IdOlS!!! coMe You fOOls!!! jOIn oUr gLOriOus jIHaD!!! kiLL aLl sAviTa bhABhi yOu sEe!!!
Amazing post Dash !!! u should seriously publish all your posts !!!!
@ Melkor : You are right.Probably the owners of the site should be made to eat cock-meat-sandwich ( ref : see Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay :P)
Wonderful post yaar ! I have been reading you blog for a long time and although you started as an excellent writer from the school days, you keep getting better everyday man ! :)
Dash boss, kadak hai ! Do you remember that essay that you had written in school on an average indian's first encounter with porn ? Abe that had become so popular. Why don't u rewrite it here ???
Take care btw.
@ Aman : Thanks yaar :)
@ Ankit : Ya ya I remember :P Where do you exist now a days anyway ?
oiee! she does try to keep her "honour" and tries to refuse to give into the temptation in the second one...I guess there is some Indianness in there :)
ROFL totally! :D
I actually checked out the site outta curiosity :|
Its weird.. I mean, I'm used to seeing old Hindi comics like this, you know, Supandi and stuff..
>_<
KADAK
@ mohit : Ah an expert's observation indeed. I am proud of you my boy :D
@ Manisha : I am taking women towards porn. I shld get a medal from men !
@ Raj : Mast hai na? :P
dude, how did u reached this site?
godmax
I checked out the website and I laughed at how people take these issues so seriously. They are making a Mountain out of an anthill to say the least. If Indians were so perfect and always followed their tradition and values ,we wouldn't be one of the leading nations for corruption. Mumbai has been ranked 7 in the world for having the dirtiest slums. India has far more issues to solve and savitha bhabhi is not something that can affect Indian minds in any way. A true INDIAN who is pure at heart would never go into a porn site the first place!
People are still going around blaming each others religion just because some lunatic drew a few lines and colored them! PATHETIC!
Having said all that , I really don't give a damn about SB, stop showing stupid stuff like this on TV and don't give them the free publicity!
Good one there! I heard the govt was planning to ban this. Once it's gone there will be no more porn on the net to poison our youth.
You might be interested in this comic then - How Savita Bhabhi is destroying the Indian society.
absolutely incredible !!!!
i have rarely seen sarcasm carried on so effortlessly...congrats a lot !
I wanna Hot Bhabhi.
wanna be
Hey Melkor, people like you are termites who eats-up all the vitals of anything on their way. You're stirring up extremely worst narrow minded thoughts in Indians. However we Indian are, whatever we do for fun, we're going absolutely fine. You people always keep yourselves busy with those kinds of violent thoughts that's why you lag way behind in development. If you still don't get my point then shoot all the bullets you have in your shit-full brains.
Dear Timcena,
Melkor is a very intelligent Indian who was just being sarcastic about the way certain outlaws think.
-Dash
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